The genius scientists over at Buddyhead have graced the world with an invaluable tool.  Dr. Wilhelm Von Schusterbauer has unleashed the Magnificent Pitchfork Tranlation Apparatus upon the world and now we can all get right to the point of those wordy reviews over there.  Unfortunately, it won’t stop the masses from swallowing a bunch of indie bullshit.

The Golden State Warriors have acquired guard Marcus Williams from the New Jersey Nets in exchange for a conditional first round draft choice, it was announced today by Executive Vice President of Basketball Operations Chris Mullin.

From the San Francisco Chronicle: On the surface, President Bush’s decision Monday to lift the presidential moratorium on offshore drilling - a policy initiated by his father and extended by Bill Clinton - appeared only to embolden Democrats in their efforts to preserve the 27-year-old federal ban.

You Are What You Drive? Posted on July 8, 2008 by jtgartner It’s a notion as old as the chariot: Like it or not, what you drive sends a message to the world. What you’re telling people If you drive this TYPE of vehicle … Sports car: You’re a CEO (or a wanna-be). You’re not tied down (one passenger only).

I admit it, I was fascinated about this place long before I ever came here, as many Canadians are. Fifteen years ago I was glued to the television everyday at 3:30pm watching the Aussie soap Paradise Beach.