Hospital scenes. Also, I am an idiot.

The other day, while on the phone at work, I started doodling on my laminated picture i.d., the one I have to show when I am in the hallway. At all times, basically, so that security knows I actually work here. I don’t know why I started doodling on my picture i.d., but I assumed the marker I was using would easily wipe off, as if my laminated i.d.

How ‘Bout a Magic Trick?

I don’t usually like these hit and run photo posts (*cough*liketheevilDM*cough*), but I found this on a Batman forum and couldn’t resist. If you’ve seen The Dark Knight, you should get this one…

YES: PITCHFORK TRANSLATOR

The genius scientists over at Buddyhead have graced the world with an invaluable tool.  Dr. Wilhelm Von Schusterbauer has unleashed the Magnificent Pitchfork Tranlation Apparatus upon the world and now we can all get right to the point of those wordy reviews over there.  Unfortunately, it won’t stop the masses from swallowing a bunch of indie bullshit.

Warriors Acquire Guard Marcus Williams From New Jersey

The Golden State Warriors have acquired guard Marcus Williams from the New Jersey Nets in exchange for a conditional first round draft choice, it was announced today by Executive Vice President of Basketball Operations Chris Mullin.

A Day at the Beach

From the San Francisco Chronicle: On the surface, President Bush’s decision Monday to lift the presidential moratorium on offshore drilling - a policy initiated by his father and extended by Bill Clinton - appeared only to embolden Democrats in their efforts to preserve the 27-year-old federal ban.

You Are What You Drive?

You Are What You Drive? Posted on July 8, 2008 by jtgartner It’s a notion as old as the chariot: Like it or not, what you drive sends a message to the world. What you’re telling people If you drive this TYPE of vehicle … Sports car: You’re a CEO (or a wanna-be). You’re not tied down (one passenger only).

Of Vegemite and Elle Macpherson

I admit it, I was fascinated about this place long before I ever came here, as many Canadians are. Fifteen years ago I was glued to the television everyday at 3:30pm watching the Aussie soap Paradise Beach.

CHIHUAHUA RACES ~ UPDATE

Last May I posted about Chloe who won the fastest Chihuahua at the Petco unleashed competition. I just received an email from Chloe’s mom Trina, with an update on Chloe’. They had a television debut on ABC 7/KGO and Trina wrote, “Hello Everyone! Here’s the clip of our television deput — har har! The Annual Chihuahua Race is Back: 6/20 We had a great time at the ABC 7/KGO .

The Skin White Song

The Skin White Song I keep hearing it on the radio: You’ve got this power over me I’ve got this power over you You’ve got this power over me I’ve got this power over you You and I Me and you There’s nothing our love can’t do Yes…the lyrics in pink are sung by Barbie A., and those in blue are sung by ____ (I forgot who it was).

Citizen’s Self-Arrest Form

Citizen’s Self-Arrest Form Posted on June 10, 2008 by Bill A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to “Take A Bite Out Of Crime.” If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a “Citizen’s Arrest”.